From the perspective of a PAGAK! in a tree

crymeapagak!.com

2004-05-20T16:28:00.000-05:00

looks like a a great thinker has left us www.crymeariverbend.com is done!!..too bad i guess.....i wonder why people spend so much time hating on other people....especially people who have dedicated thier lives to understandng the human mind as dr.paul beighley has done....and then to turn it into a hater fest.... big degrees don't mean big minds- i guess...
faretheewell paul!

for those that are interested, this doctor was the mind behind the mocking right wing blog crymeariverbend.com...

i will start a new blog www.crymeariverdrpaulbeighley.com - but i wont--i dont even know the guy.... do a google search on his name- here i did it for u HERE-its interesting the shit you can see on the web....

silvershadow

misspeaks and insensitivity

2004-05-14T17:09:00.000-05:00

i hereby revoke and declare null and void the previous blog entry. i have been informed unceremoniously that i had blatantly abused certain facts. Nunber one, the LCD display is NOT 17 inches....its 19 inches veiwable...and secondly said seller of LCD is in fact NOT "hard up for cash" as i so eloquently put it...in fact he has 100 dollars in his bank account as we speak...i've been told, and now so have all of you. I should also include the fact that the sale was akin to letting me sleep with his own long time girl friend... thank you seller, but no thanks... im sure the monitor looks better...(jks)--well at least the porn i can download might look better THRU said display...but anyway) so to RECAP...19 inches- NOT 17.. (to some guys mere inches make a world of difference i guess) and there is no hard up-ness of cash around here...

17 inch LCD displays and suchnottery

2004-05-10T21:11:00.000-05:00

so im entering this blog on a 17 inch LCD disply--holy fuck its nice and bright...im used to 10 year old bubble monitors....hmmm...silver shadow likee...long time.... i gotsa friend that hard up for cash and im gonna relieve him of above mentioned montitor for$400...not a bad deal at all---

and in other irrlevant news... where is the Halibuts problem...chastising me for not bloggin much...then not doing the same... i better see somethign new soon ir your hamster is a dead meatball bits....

new job....leaving the comfort of my life on may 31 for a period as yet officially unknown but at least for 9 months..... 3 of which will see me in south thailand....yes..the south thailand where there is a little "social unrest"....recently 100 "rebels" were mowed down as they attacked police stations...im excited and a little concerend at teh same time--i dont want anyone killed whilzt under my watch....i hope these World Canada Youth read the news...lol

well thats all for now...ttylz laterz

silver shadow

bickiefesting and letting it ride on red

2004-05-08T10:41:00.000-05:00

so me J-Lar, Halibut otherwise known as Anishinaboy went about the town looking for a place to happen. I was back here by 12 pm-nuff said. The city was awash in tight t-shirts, mesh caps and jettas...bickie bikie and more bickie..it was a virtual bickiefest--if bickies ever decided to "fest" then it would look alot like what we three found last night... the tasty MGD ddint even help the sit.
in "what am i gonna do today"news
im itchin to go play roulette again....im thinkin that im pretty good since i won a tidy sum last time out --a sight more than a peny pound or pence peice, lemme tell yaz all... so now i think that i have what it takes to play in the high rollers table.....ummm//halibut can ya lend me some money for the rent im gonna be betting on "red" and then most likely properly shamed in defeat.... aslso. lemme borrow yer elvis / glasses- i just seen a "WHAT THE FUCK WE GOTS HERE CAPt'n JOHNNY" type---ill be back....

2004-05-07T22:08:00.000-05:00

peek-a-boo

yeha i havent been around for awhile--why? ive had three major surgeries to get the couch off my ass....no wait--that my good freind Halibut...me ive been exploring the world thru my NEW CANON REBEL DIGITAL CAMERA....

I'll post some of the umm....appropriate pics when i can......til then-keep hatin if yer a hater and umm...loving..if...no...whatever--take care of yer hemeroids untill they take care of themeselves......

silver shadow

Well Well Well.....

2004-04-30T07:31:00.000-05:00

Well I guess the Americans really showed their penchant for Isreali-style (or is is vice versa?) justice. Now if there weren't the pictures to prove this treatment- the party line would be-im sure- "it cant happen" We'z Amer-icanz--we don't abuse people--nah uh...not us.... "... god help those american soldiers that are being held captive...... click click bang

Thulfiqar Army.....

2004-04-29T07:13:00.000-05:00

So after the marines fail to advance into Najaf/Falluja---and the rhetoric is about a cease-fire while hammering the city with rockets -missiles and tank shells...all of a sudden a "mystery": army appears to oppose the resistance army of mahdi. Conveniently its called the "Thulfiqar Army, after a twin-bladed sword said to be used by the Shiite martyr Imam Ali, to whom NajafÂs vast central mosque is dedicated." hmmmmm.... this story can be found alongside ones that state that 2/3rds of iraqis want the US forces to leave (click click bang).. Sounds alot like the CIA spec ops type program at work here, propaganda generating situations..id bet that in the next few days the Commanders press conferences wil see mention of " peace loving-democracy loving Iraqis" that are standing up to the thugs, the criminals, the baath loyalists the Saddam loyalists..etc etc-- funny too that this msyterious army appears soon after Bremer goes on tv and urges ordingary "peace loving iraqis" to rise up against Sadr "....more fodder for the american public....

silver shadow

D.Rumsfeld-POETRY FOR THE MASSES : The Situation

2004-04-28T18:39:00.000-05:00

The Situation
Things will not be necessarily continuous.
The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous
Ought not to be characterized as a pause.
There will be some things that people will see.
There will be some things that people won't see.
And life goes on.

—Oct. 12, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing

not much

2004-04-28T11:59:00.000-05:00

ive come down with a fluey cold--and im in the midst of assualting it with oranges, vitC tablets and Zinc.......last night i tried killing it with pitchers of beer at Bar Italia--but beer and Cold and Flu medicine only make one high....

2 oranges down three more to go.... hmmm..oranges..

the Runnist

2004-04-25T10:01:00.000-05:00

super kik ass morning....and mostly becasue i wasnt hungover....i kinda ducked out on some friends last night in order to be healthy enuff t go for a run this morning..... so i was, so i did. Went to Bird's Hill and did the 10k outer course. Damned windy tho and i got to run into it...when there was a strong head wind--you really notice how many uphill sections there are on a course.... a few other runners were out- but not too crowded, thats why i like taking the 1/2 hourdrive out there....Assinibione Park in the city- is a stampeding hoard of "Running Room" heffers. Running should be a pretty cheap sport, but damn-some of these women out there are decked out in hundreds if not thousands of dollars in "Running Room" gear. I hope it makes them go WEEEEELLLYY FAAAAASSSS......(sorta like sticers, spoilers ad chrome muffler on a 4 cylinder honda civic---?WEEEEEEELLLYYYWEEEEELYYY FASSSSSS!!!! WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)

anyway. it kiked ass out there-- minus the wind... and im pleasantly high on my body's own reward--endorphines!!!-(basicaly: morphine produced by yer own body) hmmmm....morphine....

anywayim taking a shower- drinking 5 cups 'o coffee and deciding how best to kill a nice wram sunny day- good day for pics...hmmm picto graphing...

silver shadow

wOnDerBoy!!!

2004-04-24T12:51:00.000-05:00

sometimes- i sit and think....yes i do..and thoughts--well they happen to me--in in my mind.... so anyway, they happen to me in my mind..and most recently i was thinking--" wonder boy-- what is the secret of your power?" and then this thinking trails off into something akin to this...

"Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scrote.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice

heheheh.... thinking is fun......

hunting cats.... the genisis of a Zombie....

2004-04-22T15:45:00.000-05:00

hey this ARTICLE soudns like it could turn into a zombie movie.....after all the cats are gone..then they turn on the fattest among them....RAVENOUS...they will develop a taste for human flesh--ala the Windigo,,then man they escape and sooner than later they end up at your house--looking at you like a finely aged steak...hmmm....manchop....i think we should all be little scared...better head over here and read up on surviving zombie outbreaks...one never knows...never knows...

CNOM alert

2004-04-22T09:09:00.000-05:00

CNOM: PAGAK! has a fine waaseyiigad nishtigwaanigegan

translation: Pagak! has a fine shiny skull

$35,000.00 per soldier for 90 days

2004-04-21T13:09:00.000-05:00

holy fuck-

it apparently costs the US millitary $35,000.00 per soldier to stay in iraq for 3 months....wtf are they eating ...gold plated shish kabobs with platinum throw away forks? OHH wait!!! its HALIBURTON that costs so much ..RIIIGHT!!!! can't someone say warprofiteer any more? i thought that was illegal.

article : Pentagon official: Iraq military operation to cost more than expected

CNOM alert

2004-04-21T12:03:00.000-05:00

CNOM : PAGAK! sneers "ISE!!!" then it animwewebatoo

translation: pagak! sneers " FOR SHAME!!!" then runs away making noises.

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2004-04-21T11:01:00.000-05:00

a good song to overlay the current politico-speak and culture of fear perpetrated in America these days. *Gichi- Orwellian

Metallica: Crash Course in Brain Surgery

Look inside and you will see
The words are cutting deep inside my brain
Thunder burnin' quickly burning
Knife of words is driving me insane, insane yeah

Raven black is on my track
He shows me how to neutralize the knife
Show to me in surgery
The art of fighting words to conquer life

Now the wicked lance of fear
Is driven from my heady mountain brain
Crash course in brain surgery
Has stopped the bloody knife of words again

*Gichi/ also- chi'-- Anishinabe/Ojibway for "big, great, very"

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2004-04-21T10:00:00.000-05:00

MORE ON PAGAK!
so what's a pagak!-well its a flying skeleton--there are various and numerous stories in Anishinabe history that talk about this particular spirt.
Me personally, i like the perspective of PAGAK! being a Buddha-like figure-a person that died fasting for knowlege for his community and people. Self sacrifice and selflessness; ideals im sure Western culture has let slip form its collective conscious.
this is a great excert from a 67 year old Zen Master Ikkyu and his famous poem : Skeletons

...I liked this skeleton- he had renounced the world to seek the truth and had passed from the shallows to the depths. He saw things clearly, just as they are. I lay there with the wind in the pines whispering in my ears and the autumn moonlight dancing across my face...

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2004-04-21T07:59:00.000-05:00

Don't be surprised that within a few years America will be invading Saudi Arabia, coveniently forgetting that it was a closer than lovers in a world where lovers are really really..... really *REALLY* close.... just par for the course....it's the black widow policy we've seen over and over--once she's had her fun--she turns on them..

first a travel warning to its citizens...now today a massive bombing in Riyadh.. this all occurring against a back drop of possible promises to drop oil prices to help Bush slime his way into office again...

2004-04-21T07:49:00.000-05:00

Mordechai Vanunu. The man who told the world of Isreal's secret Weapons of Mass Destruction program. He was released to day after 18 years of prison....good i can't even imgaine how that must feel for him...he's among the likes of Mandela for his will to come out the end of that and still be defiant. ARTICLE HERE

2004-04-21T07:23:00.000-05:00

good morning all

CNOM: PAGAK! says "ISE!" ---translation?: pagak says "for shame!"

2004-04-20T16:32:00.000-05:00

another refresher of pure poetic genius-- i love this one so much you get a second helping...

Ahhh -hem

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

Donnie Rumsfeld 2004

2004-04-20T16:25:00.000-05:00

Another Canadian has been reported and confirmed kidnapped. Rifat Mohammed Rifat . There is the hope that those countries that aren't a direct military contributor, are treated with more kindness. Even the Spanish are being given safe passage after thier govt. decided being a slim veil for international participation in the States/British war on Iraq, isnt in their best interest. Honduran troops are being called home too apparently.

I'm glad that we aren't part of this bullshit----at least in a direct way.

2004-04-19T15:12:00.000-05:00

i have a head ache.-- it's in my head and it aches.

so much for being a uber-important blog entry ....ohh well...

silver shadow- feels ur pain--

2004-04-19T08:01:00.000-05:00

Condi Rice. She has got to be the spookiest woman i've ever been aghast to lay mien eyes upon. I'm sure she eats babies for lunch. I think it probably all started with her own babaies-- which the official bography os that she doesn't have family. OF COURSE NOT!! she ate them as -part of a baby eating cult..she evidently belongs to. i mean LOOK at her....damned-- i feel like a steak sandwhich when she stares at me thru pictures... i imagine that she smells vaguely like "Brut". but to keep things more sane-- i also wonder--after i get past the whole himshe "brut" aroma--Does Condi Rice go commando, wear t-bar or full on hip wading granny pantyz? these thoughts--they plague me....and they plague you--wether you wish to acknowledge it or not..... ..... we're on to you condi...your time comeths quickly..

2004-04-18T10:56:00.000-05:00

like any good monster--it always come back to attack its creator......article on the origins of HAMAS--the org that Isreal is trying so hard to kill now.... click click bang

2004-04-18T09:08:00.000-05:00

here is text from a leaflet being distributed in Baghdad by the resistance:

"To our people of Baghdad. Please do not leave your houses. Do not go to schools, colleges, offices or markets. Close all commercial shops. This is in effect from April 15-April 23.

Because your brothers of the mujahedeen from Ramadi, Khaldia and Falluja will bring the resistance to the capital of Baghdad, to help their brothers the mujahedeen from the Mehdi Army to liberate you from the occupation.

We told you.

Signed, Mujahedeen Troops

i love that--- "we told you"

check out the original article: click click BANG

2004-04-18T08:33:00.000-05:00

This is an interesting list of "war heroes". What makes it interesting is that they don't only list AMerican "heroes" but everyday Iraqis and other poeple trapped in the circumstance of the war.
click click click

2004-04-18T08:04:00.000-05:00

good morning boys and girls --current time? 8.08 am- the Peg is cloudy and drizzling- the temp is about 4 degree. I love this type of weather-makes me feel energized to the point of giggling like a shaven chimp.......will this translate into heaps of new blog? one can only wait and see...it may mean im out shooting more photos tho...which you can also come back and check them out--- here

but for now--cinnimon coffee-made with 7-11 exclusive blend calls---and when a coffee calls a shadow hears....

also- current CNOM: Hi-fi sterophonic base from the future ...

2004-04-17T13:20:00.000-05:00

Upstanding Isreal continues to model democracy and justice in the middle east. " Israel assassinates Hamas leader in Gaza Strip - Dr. Rantisi"
they got the new Hamas leader now too. With American helo's and missles. I guess with Bush sucking his dick, Sharon feels pretty incivincible now. And the world stands around. Kofi Anan will "caution" Isreal and "ecnourage" a political solution --and only those with a Un newswire will ever hear about it.

This is just fuckin stupid now.

2004-04-17T12:04:00.000-05:00

!!!NEW FEATURE ALERT!!! MSN Messenger Convos Excerpts 2004:

Timbo says:
what's a pagak? they still ask

Timbo says:
bugging their loved ones for days

Timbo says:
honey...am I a pagak?

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
and still they ask.....where it coem from?

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
honey!!!!

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
come 'er a minute!

Timbo says:
quickly!

Timbo says:
I need you to tell me if I am a pagak

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
....with haste!

Timbo says:
what do you mean..

Timbo says:
JUST FUCKING TELL ME!

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
look at me-and tell me--truthfully---am I a pagak???!

Timbo says:
AM I A PAGAK!!

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
no hun your ok....... WAP!!!!! DONT LIE TO ME~!!!!

"I will show you how a PAGAK! goes HARD!!! " says a pagak! before goes HARD!!! says:
I AM A PAGAK!!! and i cant be with you anymore..i need to find a place where pagaks are oppressed and are free to play their pagak! games

Timbo says:
i'm leaving

Timbo says:
doesn't even know what it is

Timbo says:
but it broke up his marriage

Timbo says:
hehhe

Timbo says:
you'l never understand me...

2004-04-17T08:07:00.000-05:00
good morning!!!

so the ol' Mossad is up to it's besmirching of other nations again eh? First it was the theft of Canadian passports now it's New Zealand. The Canadian that was just released was under suspicion of being a mossad agent...when he was just a Aid worker- working for children no less.

2004-04-16T23:08:00.000-05:00
jus wanna point yer attention to the sidebar survey section ( Look >>>>>). Pease do your part to keep this great nation--well great....answer the damnable questions..yer $5 dollar cheque will be in the mail.

silver shadow

2004-04-16T14:40:00.000-05:00
addendum: I myself am part porcelain --my great grandmother was a proclelain princess apparently!!

2004-04-16T14:34:00.000-05:00
the exact reverse autolingotranslatormatic machine i punched this thru --returns this as the translation......
"I decided with the blog in the Chinese for once. I want to say that the great majority of my viewers are of porcelain apparently. Im happy you to see and hope here in the future to see you thanking you and a god blesses the scott"

so to all you porcelain readers...welcome..and my best toilet is also procelain so dont take offence at my sometimes anti-porcelain humour...
thanks for understanding

silver shadow

ps and YES god does bless "the scott"

2004-04-16T14:26:00.000-05:00
j'ai décidé au blog dans le Chinois pour une fois. je veux dire que la grande majorité de mes visionneuses sont de porcelaine apparemment. Im heureux de vous voir ici et espoir vous voir à l'avenir remercier vous et un dieu bénissent le scott

more cross cultural enhancement- same as below

2004-04-16T13:53:00.000-05:00
我决定了对blog 用中文仅此一次。我意味大多数我的观察者明显地是从瓷。Im 愉快这里看您和希望看您在将来感谢您和神保佑斯科特

silver shadow - in the spirit of cross cultural enhancement

2004-04-16T12:03:00.000-05:00
BREAKING NEWS

To men claiming to be "insurgents" are engaged in a fierce battle for control of the upper south side of Central Park in Winnipeg today. Reports from the locals indicate that fists of fury and other unconventional arms are being used. CSIS director Anthnony MacDickwick says that they are aware of the import of the prohibited "FistiCuffs" being employed in the guerrila style skirmishes.

Clashes in the streets are ongoing.

silver shadow-AP newswire

2004-04-16T11:50:00.000-05:00

so being of the neechi presuasion- im naturally inclined to be attracted to neechi ikwe- well if i dint come across a directory of some of th finest neechi models....-- take a look now and thank me later--

note: neechi is a ojibway word for "freind" but slangified --at least in winniepg where im sure it originated- it means "aboriginal" - so neech or neechi or its sometime heard in the following sentence "Simonz is a neechi bar" or "what up neech?"...

Simons deserves it very own blog....and i thinks i will do just that later in the day...

silver shadow

2004-04-16T10:17:00.000-05:00

--BREAKING NEWS--
i shaved off my chin goatee and underlip dirt.....!!!

just thought youz all like to keep up on these type of things....no need to thank me....its quite ok-- i can feel yer appreciation from here... ill be selling the tailings of the shorning on ebay later-- be sure to get yer bids in early- its gonna shoot SKY HIGH! and ill surely live like a King on the proceeds....

2004-04-16T09:50:00.000-05:00

here is a listing of countries rank ordered by per capita military spending. Guess who tops the list? and not even by a small margin- the beat out the next county by 66% more...click to find out --guess protecting against those rock throwing children is expensive eh ? or is it building those WMD you keep so well underwraps?

2004-04-16T08:32:00.000-05:00

more Orwellian Doublespeak for you. the thousands that are dying and the thousands that will surely die are all obvious symptoms of "success" in Iraq. Article: Joint chiefs chairman says deadly insurgency comes from those who oppose progress toward freedom

2004-04-15T19:12:00.000-05:00

1.7 degree celsius out ad its grey and its raining-- just thi ---------s far from snow once again.....
winnipeg.....in one month people wil be complaing how hot it is.....
so ill desist- i must go help this youth find a place to live--he's homelss for awhile-- i know just the place....ndinawemaaganag endaawad safehome for youths---- hope'n there is a bed free.....it sucks ass being young and on the streets--
ttylz laters

silver shadow (im still comein fer ya halibut )

2004-04-15T18:41:00.000-05:00

a couple new definitions for your continuing education

ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
simultaneously.

MUMBLER
An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see the 'lips'
moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

2004-04-15T17:59:00.000-05:00

its intersting that for the US who after the toppling of the saddam statue immeadiately started to bluster about putting the hurt on Syria and Iran..NOW that they are getting thier asses handed to them dry cleaned and folded-- they are approaching these self same Axis of Evil members ..hmmm...so evil-is ONLY evil if they arent useful---make note boys and girls....must be in that bible Bush reads nightly-the one personally edited by Rumfield Cheney Press v.1.0 --"i seen it in there...somewhere... "
asking syria- asking iran

2004-04-15T17:34:00.000-05:00

HAHAH fuk bush couldn't even get the Turkey Farm story correct-- too funny

2004-04-15T17:04:00.000-05:00

so one of our most liberal and ( whispers "gay") politicians is taking a morally upright leave of absence from politics and his career. He stole a peice of jewellery and got caught. He profusely and tearfully apologized and then did what any man should do when righting an obvious wrong- step back. behind click number two is the story:
click click click

compare this to the Bush we saw at speech time a couple nights ago. He's stolen a nation's treasury for his own personal Crusades
and laughed it off- damn it I'm GEE-ORGE DUBYA!!! mah daddy was Geee-ooorge Too!!! let's get them MOOOSLUMZ for they gets Us!!! [he-he-he smirk]
Sven took a watch and then replaced it- probably trashing his career in the process. Curious George take lives(iraqi and american, money and freedom and he laughs at youz. wtf is wrong with this scenario. Sven - if yer reading this (i know you probably are) stay on--make a point out of it--in fact lets all send Sven our jewellery and have him stay in office damn it. If Geee-ooorge can why cant he?

2004-04-15T15:15:00.000-05:00

CNOM: "I will show you how a PAGAK! dies!!! " says a pagak! before he dies

2004-04-15T14:54:00.000-05:00

for those of you that haven;t heard on of the italians was shot as a hostage. Here is an intersting article that gives some background on what happened.
click here

2004-04-15T08:23:00.000-05:00

an eye witness report from Fajullah --damned sounds like hell there..makes me thankful im here...

2004-04-15T08:06:00.000-05:00

article:Hear no evil, read no evil, speak drivel

a good article on that public speaking attempt that Dubya called a speech...( some of you may be sitting there saying--yeah well could you do better? -- well i certainly can write him a better speech --and so can YOU!!! click here and give it a shot

2004-04-15T07:27:00.000-05:00

good morning you beautiful people of the world (its 7.30 am here in winnipeg) the sky is clear and the day is gonns be good.

what am i gonna do today? go get my birth certificate- i have to apply thru ontario- those bastardos !!!! why? im eventually goin to Thailand for work!! YEAH BABY!!! got a kik ass job workin with youth both i ncanada and in Thailand. should be an adventure. More on thailand and what that means to me later--it should be good.

CNOM No.6: pagak! muzsha niiskindibe
if you ever wanna ask "what the hell are up with the name s and what -precisely WHAT might they mean good sir?" well you look to yer right--go ahead--try it... see the headline "electomatic mail services" thats where you may satiate yer ever inquisitve minds...and rest assuredly-the shadow will pour forth what little knowledge he manages to retain in his- rather disporportionally large shtigon
(see perfec opportunity to ask me--shadow--wtf is a shtigon!!!!)

hmmm breif glance at google news and see that the USofA is gonna get them a new Big Brother (hmmm i think georgie orwell should get royalties...)--- its good to have a Big Brother- -makes sure you dont "git yerself in a heap o' trouble!!! ;) Good for you land of the free and home of the brave!!!
youz better seroiously elect that horsey Kerry- if there was ever an easy decision....

well im makin cinnimon coffee--ill be back with more breakin news and breaking wind....errr--yeah somethig like that....

SShadow

2004-04-14T22:42:00.000-05:00

well boys and girlz and maybe even combos of the two---the shadow must retire and so shall it be... be good and wrap yer dick tight if yer in amsterdam tonight--and giver one for the ol silver shadow---

till tomorrow-- stay alive and pimpin' (you like that one eh ya bastard

silver shadow

2004-04-14T22:18:00.000-05:00

i (ive been abruptly informed that it wasnt technically ME that came across it-it was that bastard Halibut--go see him if you want- just dont talk about yer sisters...)came across a site that gave the world a great gift--a gift that keeps on giving--Rumsfeld poetry-- i will say no more and simple provide a few sample for the masses of you all that swamp this site with inquiry and interest every minute of everyday!!! ( err..im not sufering for a littel blog complex--if thats what your thnking....thast not wat yer thinking are you.....)

here they are-- i pissed mein ownself laughing-- and then ran-threw on a maiper (thats man-diaper if you break it down) and pissed some more...it was fun and im not ashamed-and you cant say anythig to change it now. anyway ("once the bladder is empty the cat goes home" old proverb) ....so just grab yer own miaper and enjoy!!!

The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.

—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

Glass Box
You know, it's the old glass box at the—
At the gas station,
Where you're using those little things
Trying to pick up the prize,
And you can't find it.
It's—

And it's all these arms are going down in there,
And so you keep dropping it
And picking it up again and moving it,
But—

Some of you are probably too young to remember those—
Those glass boxes,
But—

But they used to have them
At all the gas stations
When I was a kid.

—Dec. 6, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing

A Confession
Once in a while,
I'm standing here, doing something.
And I think,
"What in the world am I doing here?"
It's a big surprise.

—May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times

2004-04-14T20:21:00.000-05:00

i can believe this bullshit. Sharon and his Zionist racist punk zeaolots( im not talking jewish people) i dont believe that the majority of Jewish people in Isreal beleive that Sharon acts in their best interest in much that same way i don't believe that the majority of Americans are represented by Bush's policies.

Despite a world sanctioned agreement (U.N) Isreal seems to think that it only needs the States to say "it's O.K" to make it a reality. Cuz that fukker Bush says "sure, you fat fuk" Sharon acts like its law. So now the Palestinians are forced to concede more homeland based on backroom deals that were and always be prejudged in Isreals favour. Why? i dont know.
If one were to looks at the way Isreal treats a persecuted people (the Palestinians)- one could be forgiven to see arogance and forgetfulness. That govt. should be the forerunner in human rights advocacy - instead they are the in league of the most offensive absuers of the vulnerable. Who has the world most advanced army besides the USA? who has the only undeclared WMD in the Middle east ,who uses missles from US helo's to attack wheelchair quadropaegics, who screams about it's victim status while they plow Palistanian nationhood under--along with the olive groves,tear down swaths of housing and scream -they deserve it!! aping the States- declaring "self defense:---- well a little known author- Geoerge Orwell wrote a little book (1984) on a dark future when war IS peace and truth ARE Lies. Doublespeak is the new norm. ( apparentl bsh and rumsfeld NEVER EVER sai that iraq had nuclear weapons!!!! NEVER !! (vomit)
How can a nation unilateraly build a wall to isolate another people. Check points and assaults, decades of humiliation under the benoveolence of the Isrealis- and when the young people come to the point where their lives are no longer worth living- and they take that frustration and end it in whatever glory and purpose thier religious doctrine can give them.....they scream "they are terrorists!!!". (why do they hate us sooo much??) WE dont see young people here stapping bombs to thier bodies and saying fuck it im outta here. Why is that? they have hope here-they have the space to be proud of thier religion and culture. Not so in other paces.
Since when is single handedly taking away a Nation's hope and future away from them NOT the ultimate act of terrorsim.
I think the Native people of North AMerica can relate, they've been victims of benevolence for hundred of years now...under the very Governement tha currently gushes suport (s) of Isreali-Zionist Policies. yes folks i think you got it- The United States of America.

If there ever was a time that the world might have achieved a global semblance of peace-- we amy have been headed toward that. Cold war wasnt cold anymore, Ireland seemded to be under wraps, Phol pot was dead, Pinochet was so sick he was good as dead and well deservedly suffering. The major conflicts seemed to be contained to intracountry squabbles. Then we get a court appointed leader of th Free World. Current policy decisions of both the States and other Anglo-Christian dominated nationstates have taken that small progress and turned to so much shit. We are no longer closer to peace and security in the Western hemisphere than the palestinians are to a Nation of thier own.
All that I know for sure is Isreal is bigger than it ever was supposed to be-while millions of Palistinians can't even fo home. Halliburton et.al. is infintely richer than it was and Bush that monkey still smirks his way thru speached while media suck his dick.
Usama will never be caught and it doesn matter that Saddam was. Sadr will probably be killed 9he isnt that miportant anyway) and others will take his place. Iran will be the next target and afganistan will slowly revert back to its tribal power structures.

so fuck neo conservatives-fuck extremists of every stripe- including those walls street fuks- fuck those who use the Sacred- in whatever form you call it/relate to it- to further thier own causes. Fuck typos too-and fuk you for noticing....yeah if im gonna rant at least type it right? right? -

so much for this ramble- the Leafs are getting thier asses handed to them and im thirsty. (beer for the silver shadow)

till laterz-

silver shadow

2004-04-14T14:12:00.000-05:00

if any of you inquiring minds would like to hear "what the hell a PAGAK!" is --then you can learn about it from EXACTLY the same source i did. A crazy Cree elder from way up north. Me and this FISH worked on digitizing his tapes. 300 hours of cultural stories..a good resource for sure!!!

check it--here is a link to the Pagakskokaan mystery stories--read on (you'll need adobe reader)

2004-04-14T10:03:00.000-05:00

CNOM: pagak! maamakaadizii loosely translated? verily, that skelton cetainly does some astonishing things

2004-04-14T09:59:00.000-05:00

NO WAR FOR SEALS!!!
STOP THE SLAUGHTER!!! they have FEELINGS TOO!!!

hmmm but they are so tasty good on my bbq....350,000 seal tend to make a grand feast indeed!!! on top of making many, many fine pairs of seal skin slipers for my pleasure and yours!!!

seal-eyes with red wine currant glaze..... hmmm those luck lil Iniut.....alwasy eating the good stuff.....

im torn....

2004-04-14T08:52:00.000-05:00

EMPTY SPACES ARE like......SOOOOOO ZEN......

2004-04-14T08:11:00.000-05:00

CNOM no.3 : WMD found on turkey farm!!!

2004-04-14T07:14:00.000-05:00

its 7.17 am--- its anice morn outside- kinda like a summer morning --if we weren't in Winnipeg. i think it's like -2 out..i cant complain- its ok-- it'll get better-- i just keep tellingmyself this --over and over--

like a sauasage said to the bacon-- "wrap yer bad little self up inside me....'" why did he say such hurtful things-- i dont know-- ..

anyway- my "never call before 10pm"- late night booty call --we'll she called- and i tested out my new tatto- dont hurt that much-- as long as you avoid the dread" nail scratch".. beware.

till later and after mien cinnimon and cardomon coffee- (i know cinni on is good never tried the cardomon.....but it make kik ass tea) ill let yuz now later...

i hope the halibut had a good sleep.....the sleep of the guilty and the downtrodden-- the oppressed and the mediast"--must be nice being a halibut

2004-04-13T21:53:00.000-05:00

10.00pm in winnipeg its six degrees outside and im outta here-- good night all yaz

silver shadow

2004-04-13T20:51:00.000-05:00

CNOM update no.2 : pagak! is a futurist

2004-04-13T20:48:00.000-05:00

FDA approves new brain implant!!!

just in time for Bush's speech!!! how ironic is that!

2004-04-13T20:25:00.000-05:00

"{like} that 50 ton of mustard gas----{my brain} will {too} be found somewhere in a turkey farm..{maybe it ran away to be closer to others more like it...!!}"
GWBush 2004
{my quotes}

2004-04-13T20:04:00.000-05:00

watching Bush live on Tv right now-- sorta like the way one watches parachuters-hopeful to see a fatal mistake-- then i realize that the american press corps have readjusted themselves to be more inline with Bush's intelligence. Bush basically says- in words and deed- "im a fukin moron--but we got big guns- fuck ya'll. The Press corps-- say he's a moron let's not show the world cuz its emabarrassing. so they limit their wuestions to preaproved "so why so they hate us, Mr president?"
they adjust thier expectations to realign with Bush's stupidity ....WTF is goin on here? the man sees himself as a saviour-- JEEBUS :the Passion of Bush- "we have a chance to Change the World!!!" there has got to be a psychological study in societal norm fluxuations in there somewhere......

a simple question was asked "how come you can't admit your wrong-ever" response? "see davidumm umm ---the war was just -- ummm and they know me--(smirk adn look sideways) pause...." next !

...FUCK- i hate that man.....

FUCKKKKKCCCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCK

2004-04-13T15:49:00.000-05:00

tiring of the same old same old (one day old) im introducing a new feature to this blog--"current name on (msn) Messenger: aka. CNOM-- when i change it ill keep youz all apprised-- and i know this kinda of thing is something that you be getting up at 3am pushing yer GF/BF or both off the bed to get up and check this blog for.....

NUMERO UNO!!!! CMON is......pagak! says never get a tattoo sober.....

now back to more "work"

dont think that by putting yerslf as "away"Halibut--you can escape mein wacthful eye.....its a com'n - a comin like a jesus comes the second time- dont know when--all we know is that he hasnt come yet....and the anticipation is killing us!!!

silver shadow

2004-04-13T15:32:00.000-05:00

so im officially one of those "fuckers" that got a tattoo. I've been puitng it off for years now..waiting until that special..now wait--that's women im talking about...now wait-- that's whiskey..no nm--anyway- i got my back tattooed. Boyz and gurlz please dot do this unless you love the pain. Get it on yer skull on yer neckon yer arm-yer leg- Christ get it o yer gooch (scroll donw for adescription of a "gooch") just dont do it on yer back. It hurts- like a missle "hurt" Yassin or roadside improvise explosive devices IED "hurt" 'murican soldiers

Shamefully- i almost passed out. Manly- of course- not the way the old time hussy might have in Hollywood- back of hand to forhead and neatly collapsing into a pile... fuck that- i woulda gone down like Hercules with a globe on his shoulders- bitch!!! thats right-- -anway -its done-- i like it and im glad i did it- only to feel like a can actualy stand pain without whimpering like a puppy getting his worm shots.....(btw-its Thunderbird across my back) ill post a pic somewheres and link to it -----afta the blood, the scabs and the crease in my face ease up)

now go ask Halibut --what kinda of tattoo do YOU have.......its a funny response...go --HURRY!! shoo....

2004-04-13T09:14:00.000-05:00

Seven Chinese men.
Three Pakistanis.
Two Turks.
One Nepalese.
One Filipino.
One Indian.

altough it could very easily take that street--this time it's not a joke-
its the hostages that have been released in iraq

--hey i jus got a thought-- ! how bout you leave the country for awhile-- they (insurgents dont differentiate between you and that meaty redneked squarehead soldier that thinks his mommy's pride is reason enuff to be shootin "rackies"...... they are gonne end up kiling some of youz once the novelty of "hostage releasing" wears off-- or god forbid- that meaty M16 toting redneck shoots a hostage takers own mother....pucker up andkiss yer "im just here for the kids" ass-goodbye....

2004-04-13T09:07:00.000-05:00

my lil bastard freind Halibut-has tapped his pipe straightened his smoking jacket and informed me -- with great aplomb and greater gusto--"there are alot of hostages in Iraq". Thank you Halibut..... i had cheese for breakfast--- hows that for a comeback? ....pfffht! thats what i thought...

2004-04-13T08:09:00.000-05:00

daily definition for your higher education:

BONE OF CONTENTION
A hard-on that causes an argument, e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

fuckin a rights Bone of Contention....

SS

2004-04-13T07:33:00.000-05:00

good morning b&grlz

as you are sure to notice i changes the location of the tracker- i lied. I am properly shamed and im sorry. I told you--nay!! i pledge to you all NOT to change the tracker location....and what does I do? i change it--- like straight away even...not even time for youz all to forget..... like it was all just so much hot wind in the saharah....
woe is me and woe is you.... and for the rest of the day - may fortune befall you like a drunk pirate in a brothrel that caters to pirates who like brothrels........ pappy used to bestow ma a daily does of pirate luck ..and i inturn wish the same for all of youz.....
'cept for the Halibut....may you rot in your own filth....

silver shadow

2004-04-12T22:00:00.000-05:00

well boys and girls (and any combination of th two that you may feel to classify yerself as) it been a very good day-!!!- but im off a himhoing--
if you wanna hear about what a himho is and what a himho might do for fun-- and maybe how YOU TOO can be a himho--well just email and ask for a lil explanation tomorrow-- here.now & electronically email me ----zarthalas@yahoo.com (its the e-abode of silver shadow)
till then stay safe boys and girls--and remember-- they dont hate our freedoms--they hate us because we bomb the shit outta thier families an friends. Til later- stay alive.

silver shadow

2004-04-12T20:57:00.000-05:00

Earth Impact Effects Program

for all the peeps that are concerned about a cosmic soccerball getting kicked into the goal called earth.
Try it........ everyone is doin it!!! like afgan poppies- hmmmmm sweet poppies...

for a good example: if I (Silver Shadow- archnemisis of Halibut the Fish Man) was an asteriod 80kgs at about 2 metres tall and i fell from outerspace and i was to crash into Halibuts house....at say 17 km per second- then what would that mean to the earth? let's see --shall we.....(tick tock tick tock......) and the answer is____
DAMNED!!! im too small to even get to Earth damned it --FOILED again..... i gotta eat more kabsaa 'fore i put this evil master plan into effect...

but if YOU think that you would make a good asteroid---- -giver a shot.....click on that link---go now--its ok-dont be scared...... make it as big as URANUS if you like.....its all the more funny....

your friend in satin sheets-

silver shadow

2004-04-12T19:06:00.000-05:00

im recently finished and mien belly has filled itself of the finest kabsaa in the land..it is full like a baboon that entered baboon heaven and ate bananas form dusk til dawn and then ate some more....hmmm- the shadow likes.... likes like a "liking-robot-not from this world -but from-the FUTURE!!!! (heavy echoo,0,o,0,o,0,o,)"

2004-04-12T19:00:00.000-05:00

if anyone ever loved rice and rice dishes made form mostly rice....im the guy.
and where does such a man--if i truly exist go for a rice dish that makes me giggly?
well such a man might go to a place nameed "Rice Paradise", or "Home of World's Best Rice Dishes" -- but alas- we arent living in Utopia- we live in Winnipeg. and i get to go to Pyramid Falafle on a regular basis right done the dirt path we call roads..... hmmm Lamb Kabsa-- its the food of a man who isnt an emperor but wishes he was--and occasionally goes out to eat and oders food that a man like that mayhaps enjoys dining upon....Lamb Kabsaa..... get it at yer favourite Middle Eastern food shoppery.....

back to eating like a false baboon emperor should....

silver shadow

2004-04-12T16:23:00.000-05:00

fat
what is fat?
fat def: adj. "not skiny, thin or remotely hungry"

JIIIHAAADDDD!!!!

but the short def "-- "my friends"-- i dont know whats going on here-- they a lookin suspiciously like an "ALIVE" buffet

eat on friends--

i hope that bastard Halibut enjoys his baconed-up sasuage- AKA Basauge-- it wont last long---- like a sunrise after a fajullian night-- it may take some time-- but its a' comin like a Main street ho

peace out hommes, hommettes and "others"

silver shadow

2004-04-12T15:54:00.000-05:00

one of the most essential links you will ever merrily and happenstance-ily click upon---prepare your self- a whole bad world of knowledge awaits you on the other side of that "click"

2004-04-12T15:17:00.000-05:00

yeah i know the tracker posish sucks a mean and tangy gooch--mayhaps even slipping south of the border for a quick choco delite-- but fuuuk-- i hate html and i refuse to change where the tracker is--

besides-- im gonna blame the zionist-cia-csis-cheny-wolfwitz consiracy in any event--
those dirty bastards anyway

--i love a good falafel btw-if anyone want to send me one....

and remember NO WAR FOR DIRTY ADOPTEES!!!..... ummm...we'll talk about that whole goochified sit. later...

- and one more thing-- i hate typing too--and i suk a mean tangy gooch at typing -(recall the whole html thing?) but i dont care-- and you shouldnt either---

thanks--and may MR. M. Sadr never whisper sweet nuthings in yer ear--

silver shadow

2004-04-12T14:52:00.000-05:00

seeing as some of us--including me dont have to work to day --damned sweet-- i have tended to spend a rather large proportion of mien time inspecting mien gooch for defects.. now boys and girls-- wat is a gooch? a gooch is the fleshy land bridge between yer sack and the planet uranus... yes- i wouldnt lie to u. remember that guys from jack ass - he electrocuted himself there?--well- in the same vein i decided to find out why in the hell it can get so damned tchy--is it merely saddle sore?
i search the web and find a poor bastard that is named after this little fleshy landbridge-- poor bastard-- im glad the Silver Shadow doesnt have a silly name like that...
....(time passes).... after a quick cruise around google- i still seek answers-- if you are similarily afflicted- please--let's unite like a Shia and Sunni and make this world a safer -better and gosh darn it a less itcy place to live...

dont worry Halibut-- you'll get yours..ohh yes--its comin.....
silver shadow

2004-04-12T10:52:00.000-05:00

this is a simple man- i can barely type this-- i didnt know what the hell a blog was until a simple little fish man (a halibut no less) informed me. He works in media and seems to figure that he knows more than me-- a simple man. I like to think that raising my crops and my chickens is enuff for me.... phhfftt!! well! this fish man seemsto think that my lifestyle is a mere joke- i will have to kill him someday and his hamster too. stoopid hamster-- always laughing at me --running running running around and around and around in his little cage...lil bastard..doesnt he know that little simple men like me generally dont make differntiations between hamster and top sirlion......hmmm... sirlion.....hamster sirlion.....
im comin for you halibut .....beware!!!!

silver shadow

2004-04-11T20:15:00.000-05:00

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